Pick a Trisha Paytas Moment, Get an Anime

Your Trisha, Your Anime

Like I've said before Shoujo Hoe Reviews is for the unhinged girlies. The girls on lexapro and caffinated ivs. The ones who wrote questionable and sometimes explicit one direction fan fiction at too tender of an age. The girls who have mt. Kilimanjaro of laundry in their apartments. Who better to represent this nation other than the former queen of unhinged herself Trisha Paytas,💕

(We know Trisha Paytas WOULD eaT Peach Girl UP)

Below I've complied some of my favorite Trisha Paytas moments and given you series that Match the vibe of the clip.

1. Screaming, Crying, Throwing Up

Do You Resonate With This Clip. Do you cope by dropping to the floor and letting those tears rip. Honestly, do you just let them rip anywhere? This Anime might be for you:

LEMON HONEY SODA!

I personally don't recommend this anime...why? This queen be crying in the club every five seconds. This anime definitely has Kim ni Todoke vibes(win) with its trope of the popular boy setting his eyes on a quiet, bullied girl. My issue  was that the animators spent the entire budget on those tears, so much so that you barely have time for plot. I'm a huge advocate for crying and emotional release but at times this felt a bit excessive. And I'm a frequent flier crier. That aside there is an audience for this show that's why I posted it here.

2. Isn't That, Like, A Crime?

Do You Love a Girl who can Nonchalantly handle the fact that she has been kidnapped. Boy do I have the series for you. (Honestly I had multiple series for you, what's up with kidnapping being a key plot device in all these fantasy animes?)

WHY RaELIANA END UP IN THE DUKE's MANSION

3. MuKBANG

Do you drive through Chick fila 10-20 twenty times a week? Do you doordash tacobell at 4am and crawl downstairs to eat it in your pajamas? Is your air fryer your literal child? Do you still order chicken tenders and fries from the kids menu and get dirty looks because you're well above the age cap. Then this anime is for you and the way you're and unhinged foodie:

PASS THE MONSTER MEAT MILADY

WAIT THAT'S SO CRAZY I FOUND THIS CLIP OF YOU, THE FEMALE LEAD, AND TRISHA PAYTAS...

4. AND THE FINAL JEPORADY IS....

Are you... kinda stupid? Loveable, but definitely stupid. Are you horribly optimist, so much so that you can't even recognize that catastrophic failures aren't silly little success. I Know the show just for you.

WITCH WATCH

Nico from Witch Watch is Trisha Paytas in the clip. If you like the adventures of Saiki K then you'll love this show. It's the same energy if you keep the same OP lead, but make them a hot mess when it comes to wielding those powers. 

5. TROY BOLTON

HANA-KIMI

    

I kind of want to leave these three clips here and let them speak for themselves. BUT if that's not enough for you. It's resounding resemblance between the lead of Hana Kim and Troy Bolton in Drag. Plus Hana-Kimi is about a girl in drag to go to a sports school, Trisha Paytas is a girl in drag portraying a famous teen athlete. It makes perfect sense.