Your Coffee Order,Your Shoujo Love Interest


Your  Barista Might Know Your Type Best



"The quickest way to someone's heart is there stomach". Although the saying is usually confined to food, I would dare say it's best suited for coffee. What's a more consistent, tried, and true way to your stomach than your coffee order. In today's post I'll be your judgmental barista and I'll use your taste in coffee beans to give you a shoujo lead.



Chai Latte

Is your go to order a Chai Latte? Maybe with a little extra flare, with rose or another flavor. You're a mellow, potenitally boho kinda of girl. You're also increddibly patient and considerate of others time. Did you know that everytime a customer orders a chai instead of a lattee, a  barista breathes a sigh of relief .You also love a taste of a different part of the world, you're adventurous. If this is your order your shoujo boy is...


ITSUMI



You're the embodiment of wanderlust jusy like Itsumi from A Sign of Affection. It makes you his perfect match. In the same way there's some new exciting, but deeply comforting in a chai latte there's something unique and comforting about this anime. Who doesn't love sign language and a finger tat.

Frappuccino
(specifically this bad boy) 

You're so silly, fun, and whimsical. I think I would love you if I met you in real life. Sometimes life gets hard and when it does you're never opposed to a sweet treat that'll add a pop of whimsy into your day. Well or you may just be a child with a major sweet tooth. Regardless, when you're walking around with one of these bad boys you've got to not give a fuck. Whipped cream on your finger red 40 on your lips. With a personality like this your shoujo boy is...





Otani


Just like Risa you love to have a little fun and  you're unabashedly honest and earnest about the things you love. You love someone who you get let your inner child free with and there's no better person for that than Otani. Let's be honest both of y'all are ordering a unicorn Frappuccino.

Black Coffee



You like to suffer, huh? You're a cut dry, straight laced coffee drinker. There is so bells and whistles with black coffee its all caffine and sharp pungent taste. You know who's a whole lot of strong unpleasant personality to handle.... Takumi. Yup, sorry I had to do it to you.

Takumi




Honestly, I didn't pair you with Takumi as a death sentence. I'm mostly doing it for me. With your no nonsense, black coffee drinking personality I think you're the perfect person to beat this boys ass and set him straight. Him and his mommy issues sure could use it. sorry the job fell to you


Iced Vanilla Latte


I know you pull up to that Dunkin drive through exactly at 8 am everyday and you know exactly what you're getting. You're consistent and you go to the classics and boy do you stick to them. I'm scared to take your blood pressure. You know you shouldn't be drinking more than two of those a day. I get it it though you've got studying, working... Well with this as your coffee pick I know your shoujo boy is


HAK


Huh? How did you get the human embodiment of a a steroid (with a gentle heart, and none of the rage). It's your damn loyalty. You're loyal to your drink order the way this man is loyal to Yona. You deserve a man who matches your consistency, his looks, well..... are just a massive bonus.

Matcha


If you're getting a Matcha you're definitely an on trend internet girl. You did it before the trends, alright, alright. Well regardless you love yourself a little tote bag with a loose book in it (wuthering height, normal people, who knows) and a trip to the thrift store. Your boy is..,

Nozaki 







He is the blue print for men in female field as a male shoujo mangaka. A man drinking matcha, well that's a performative male. Nozaki well that's a man who loves to perform. Nozaki thinks of himself as one of the girls, a boy who knows girls hearts even though he just as clueless as the rest of them. What's it giving... I won't say it. But all in all he's earnest, genuine, and sweet you get a matcha drinking man who's sweet




Comments